Et maintenant pour quelque chose complètement différente, comme disait les Monty Python.
Hey there, possibly francophile One Buck Head! Do you remember "Rockollection" or have ever heard of it? No? Well, you haven't missed much. "Rockollection" is a 1977 single by French artist Laurent Voulzy that does what Bob Seger was doing in the U.S. - selling baby boomers their first big wave of nostalgia. The song runs down all the things from your youth and teenage years you become nostalgic about: the cute girl with the poneytail, the summer camp, the motorbike you had, that kind of thing. And of course the music that was the soundtrack of your youth. Maybe Voulzy had seen "American Graffiti"? Anyway, in between the verses Voulzy injected ever changing choruses the refrains of known English-language classic rock and pop songs from the 1960s: "The Locomotion", "A Hard Day's Night", "I Get Around", "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction", "Gloria" (the full album version adds another four). "Rockollection" is a piece of kitsch and sentimental pap and an easy way to get the audience on your side - having the easiest and most memorable choruses of songs that even folks with very limited English knowledge - and at that time that was presumably about 99% of the French population - could yell out in front of a radio. "Rockollection" was a pure crowd pleaser - and crowd pleasing it did. There's even an English language version. Take it away, Laurent:
What does that have to do with our One Buck Record of the day? Absolutely nothing! How's that for a surprise. Basically, I just stole the name for the mixtape that makes up today's offering: La Vraie Rockollection. Because unlike Voulzy's nostalgia trip for the 60's, this is a different kind of nostalgia trip, taking you back to the mid-80s to late 90s. Meaning my youth, but also the wife's. I didn't know any of these songs before moving to the country of frog, snail and smelly cheese-eaters. My wife, though? Knows all of the songs, has most artists in her not particularly extensive CD collection.
Télephone, Les Negresses Vertes, Les Rita Mitsouko, Matmatah, Louise Attaque, Noir Désir - you name me a big name from the rock-oriented charts, it's sure to be on here. And then of course there is Jean-Jacques Goldman ("Quand La Musique Est Bonne"). How unbelievable is it that the country's biggest (and internationally most unknown) superstar is called Jean-Jacques, French name to end all French names? Before arriving here In France I had never heard of this guy, but he is essentially France's Phil Collins and Bruce Springsteen rolled into one. He is regularly voted "Most popular French personality", with the gallic people characteristically forgiving of the fact that after retirement Goldman was suggardaddying it with a teenage bride, seemingly a French sport for a certain type of well-known star (see: Halliday, Johnny or Besson, Luc). A little icky, JJ, but obviously not enough to put a dent into most popular star status.
The other monster group on here, if only by how long they lasted, is Indochine, represented here by two songs, including opener "Bob Morane". Indochine started out as 'The French Depeche Mode' (and actually supporting them during early French tours), but much like their role model they grew out of pure synth pop, incorporating rock elements and becoming elder statesmen of French popular music. Selling in excess of 13 million records, they are the French band with the most record sales in the world. They also broke the attendance record in France's biggest stadium, filling the Stade de France with 97 036 spectators and are of course runner-up to Jean-Jacques Goldman as the second most popular stars of the country.
Rock band Noir Désir became arguable France's biggest band in the 90s, but are of course and unfortunately known for one thing: Lead singer and songwriter Bertrand Cantat beating his then girlfriend, French actress Marie Trintignant to death in a drunken rage and going to prison for three years (having been condemned to eigth) in the middle. The bans reformed afterwards but after Canta's wife comitted suicide and Cantat then denied any wrongdoings in both deaths while claiming that his bandmates profited from his notoriety, guitar player Serge Teyssot-Gay quit the band, quickly followed by the rest of the group.
I haven't even mentioned Télephone, the biggest French rock band of the late 70s and early 80s, until the usual proverbial musical differences did them in! Or Brittany's Matmatah who proudly incorporated traditional instrumentation from the region - meaning Celtic influences - into their music. The La Vraie Rockollection megamix ends with the group led by the impeccably named Benny Bonvoisin (Benny The-Good-Neighbour, and it's his real name!) and his hard rock troupe Trust with their signature song "Antisocial". Bennie and the Boys became fast friends with AC/DC when meeting them at the same record studio while recording their debut album. Bernie's political, critical lyrics show a real alignment with the punk rock of the era.
So, place à la musique, n'est-ce pas, around 45 minutes of French rock and rock-ish classics from the 80s and the 90s, for francophile rockers and those that want to become ones...