There’s a couple of ways
you can be reminded of a record that you really liked but haven’t
played in a good long while. Like, say, pick up a record from the
same band at the library and think “Hey, you really should pull out
that other record from them that was great the other day”. There’s
also a number of ways you can find out, that it’s really been a
long fuckin’ time. Like listening to the disc, seeing that it
skips, check the damn thing and find some fuckin’ soot on it. Soot.
From a house fire. More than a decade ago. Jesus. Besides the fact that I will
be swiping of soot from my stuff seemingly for the rest of my life
(“Oh, you I haven’t played in 25 years, apparently”), it also
tells me that some records I don’t really play nearly often enough.
In the case of this
record, Placebo’s Black Market Music,
there’s a good reason for that. As most of you will agree, every
record has a time in your life, and as your life changes, so do not
only your musical tastes, but also the place a record can occupy in
it. Who hasn’t listened back to some records, that seemed to be the
hippest, or the most urgent, or ones that really talked to you when
you were, say, a teenager, or young adult, and when you play them
back all these years later, you go “eh...” or “meh...” or
“what was all the fuss about again…?!”. I don’t do this for
this album, because it is a great album, but I also see why I didn’t
feel the urgency to listen to it in over a decade.

Placebo’s mix of
crunchy guitars and post-adolescent angst is young people’s music.
I loved that album when it came out, coming up on 25 years ago (Damn!). But I was
a young man back then, and so the mix of uncertainty, confusion,
anger and despair in Placebo’s music talked to me as it should to
someone in their eraly 20s who was, respectively uncertain, confused,
angry and very, very desperate. It’s the sound and sentiment of
this music that talked to me then, rather than, say the lyrics and
song topics. Because, well, most songs circle around using too much
drugs and sleeping around with too many dudes in the London
underground nightclub scene. Topics I know exactly fuck all about.
But there’s a timelessness and quality to these songs that make it
almost completely unimportant, what kind of gay debauchery Brian
Molko is singing about.
I knew very little about
Placebo when I picked up that album. I had heard “Every You, Every
Me” on the “Cruel Intentions” soundtrack a year before and
really liked that song. And I had read a fabulous review that
culminated with a line that went something like
“Brian Molko here is our Holden Caulfield and our Edward
Scissorhands and that’s all we need right now”, or something to
that effect. And the reviewer was right! We did. I did.
And this album still
works like gangbusters. I remembered most melodies right away, and
some I couldn’t stop humming or singing to myself in the weeks
following my rediscovery of thisfabulous record. And it brings back
memories of what it was like to be young, and uncertain, and lost,
and angry. To want to be loved. So. So. Badly. Take the ballad-double
climax of “Narcoleptic” and “Peeping Tom”, where all of the
protagonist’s and by proxy the listener’s despair pour out while
the music pushes towards the sky - “I’m just a peeping tom/on my
own for far too long” intones Molko, and which teenager/young adult
hasn’t felt like that, being left out again while seemingly every
one else around him/her has found a romantic partner, or at least
someone to sleep with for a night.
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Molko takes aim at
other targets, a little more outside of his wheelhouse, commenting on
appropriation of Black music in “Blue American” (“But now
ebonics rule our song”) and then full on tackles racism in
“Haemoglobin”. He casts himself as an Emmet Till for the 21th
Century, singing “I was hanging from a tree/unaccustomed to such
violence”, before realizing “Haemoglobin is the key/to a healthy
heartbeat”.
But even is the
subject matter is a little more specifically gay, he gives it a spin
that lets the song out of its specific niche. Take, “Commercial for
Levi”, for example, probably my favorite from the album. What a
lovely, bouncy, memorable melody, that will also make you overlook
the salacious subject matter. As a matter of fact, it’s probably
the most misplaced sing-a-long since people sang along about “giving
head” with that Top-Of-The-Pops chart topper Lou Reed or sang along
loudly and proudly with Zappa’s “Bobby Brown Goes Down” because
most of the song’s..uhm...details got lost in translation. So, sing
along then, even lines like “You’re the one who’s always
choking Trojan/you’re the one whose shower’s always golden/ spunk
and bestiality, well, it’s an Assisi lie / it’s ahead of me / you
should close your fly”. Molko
himself said it well enough:
“I
love that song because musically it’s like a really sweet lullaby
and lyrically it’s quite a filthy number. It puts a smile on your
face”.
It does. Well, a crooked one, maybe.

And
when, to that very same bouncy beat, he pleads: “Don’t die, don’t
die/please, don’t die”, you understand that this is a very
disturbed young man sending a warning to himself. The multiple
warnings about drug dependency and the price of debauchery, whether
it’s mindless anonymous sex or a sniff or twelve of cocaine –
weave like a thread throughout the album. Molko stated his liking for
the album at the time, citing the balance between heavy rockers and
more introspective, slower numbers. Nowadays, it’s his least
favorite album. As for the listeners, every album is a time capsule
for the artist, and I’m not sure Molko liked who he was and the
places he was in in 1999 and 2000. The recording also seems to have
been a bit of a drag, literally, as they took nine months to finish
it, way longer than any other album before or since. So Molko’d
rather move on, but we shouldn’t. I picked up a bunch of Placebo
records afterwards, but it wasn’t the same. The magic wasn’t
there. But for that one moment, in 2000, Placebo’s music was
perfect: “It seemed / a place for us to dream”.
Placebo always liked
to open their records by making some noise, usually programming a
couple of pedal-to-the-metal numbers. Unfortunately, most often it
was a lot of sound and fury signifying little, and that was also true
in the case of Black Market Music.
So the first two tracks got axed from this new, improved and
resequenced version of the album. What's left is ten tracks, forty minutes, all killer, no
filler rock' n' roll. Just what the doctor ordered, baby. So, open wide, and take
your Placebo.
If you experience other side effects, like a strong sense of deja vu, that's because this piece originally appeared on False Memory Loss Foam Island a couple of years ago. It's also part one of a two-part project, so be back in a day or two for more Black Market Placebo.